Do not lie to me tumblr
I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these
Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
dead
The men of tumblr win
i could dig it.
Seem’s legit tbf
Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly
But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!
^winning
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?
I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?
I will never not reblog this
favuorite post on tumblr omfg
(Source: flightlessmajesty, via detectiveofthegarrison)
(via detectiveofthegarrison)
*throws the bass so high into the air that it leaves the earths atmosphere* you’re free now… you’ll never be dropped again
(via blindroy)
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police
(via aira-shii)
has been opened
shit
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
(via grace-in-silence)
(Source: hamiltonians, via jacqueinabox)
- When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
- When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
- When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
(Source: thegloryof, via winner-seasalt-icecream-deactiv)
